It sounded simple:
Wow! I had to try it. So I gathered my supplies, mixed it up, spread it on...
And I was a chocolatey, sticky mess.
There was no tan. There was just stupidity.
Ok, so that was a fail. Please, don't try this at home, unless you feel like wasting a few good ingredients.
So... in light of the sunshine and "fair maiden" syndrome we have after 6 months indoors in Indiana, do you have any good self-tanner suggestions?